He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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