The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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