Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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