Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
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Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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