he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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