cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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