awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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