he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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