I cockslap morals
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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