He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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