If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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