did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I had to cum in my sink.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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