Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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