It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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