you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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