well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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