people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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