I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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