Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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