Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
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I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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