This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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