I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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