covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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