Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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