I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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