he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Randomize
