finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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