You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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