they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
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Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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