I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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