you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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