I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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