the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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