I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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