do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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