pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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