I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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