how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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