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say what?
wanna hang out?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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