What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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