But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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