Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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