Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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