Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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