I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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