um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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