I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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