I wish you could order shots online.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
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I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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