I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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