...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
just come out here and I will go home with you...
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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