David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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