pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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