Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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