The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
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what?
penguin condom
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
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I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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