I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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